Replace Ophelia with Lady Macbeth and suddenly Hamlet becomes a much shorter play

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Hamlet: To be or not to be –
LM: so have you killed your uncle yet
Hamlet: What? No, I’m suffering through a complex moral dilemma and grappling with my own mortality right now.
LM: Oh, right.
Hamlet: Whether tis nobler in the mind –
LM: because you know if you kill him, you’ll become king
Hamlet: What?
LM: and I’ll become queen
Hamlet: Wait, where are you going with that knife?
LM: brb

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