No. 29: I drink fifty cups of coffee every day to be the founder of realism in European literature—but at what cost?
No. 30: Maybe someone else can be the pioneer of this movement.
No. 31: Yeah! Let’s call this hypothetical person something French, something French like “Flaubert.”
No. 32: Oh, I can’t take that chance, what if this “Flaubert” never exists?
FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER.